Sunday, October 30, 2011

Happy Halloween boys and ghouls

Proto was a freak of a man even before the zombie disease took over his body. Proto has been a crazed ax swinging freak of nature, Proto was released from prison with a passion to cut the forest down he has busy hands and swears an idle mind is the devils play ground keeping this in mind he keeps real busy. His ax was misplaced for real but soon to be found in the sewing room of Steph Bills.
Lola was left high and dry at the alter, she was pulverized by a hangry freak zombie. Lola wanders the street in hopes to find her husband to be, she gets distracted due to her unfortunate craving for big juicy braaaainssssss. Make lola yours today.
Romi was a hitch hiker gone sour. Romi was in the middle of know where hitching on and empty desert highway. Romi's lost his appendages to a hungry beast of a zombie who was axed in the back of the head right as he ripped the flesh off to expose his ever delicious heart. Romi and his (at one point) 'worst enemy' kick it and run the streets at night as a the wrecking crew.
Lobotomy Leny walked the halls of stale air in the McLullen insane asylum, day in and day out. After a radio alert- zombies were raiding the city!! The hospitals automatic doors locked shut to protect the patients - Leny was no where to be seen while the nurses were doing a head count. Nurse Trish ran down screaming Leny's name through out all the floors hallsways- she finally spotted him it was too late Leny had stumbled out the emergency exit and been held hostage to a super HAAANgry zombie who had already devoured his smoke smothered skin. Larry is still kicking it zombie style and has a new urge to feed.
Rip Rodge was ripped up one side and down the other lost in the woods Rodge was devoured by a hungry pack of wild wolf zombies they tore him apart his zombie venom filtered so fast to his brain the flesh rotted and out popped his zombied brain. The wolves took his appendages one by one and left his zombified brain for the birds. Rodge is a troubled fellow, he loves to big to carry on the typical zombie condition. Rip Rodge was so exhausted after the attack that all he ever wants is to lounge and be fed bon bons to forget about the pain.
Lanard was attacked on a dark alley by a zombie cyclops who was jealous of Lanards 2 eyes. The zombie clops used his claw to snatch Lenards eye, luckily Lanard had his whooping stick on hand and beat that mother down!! Lanard has hand crafted a belt with holsters for the zombies brains once he snatches them up he's golden he leaves them for death. Lanard has been attacked numerous times to there on going appetite for brains and human flesh, Lanards body has many stories to tell. His heart was ripped out by a Vulcan when he stopped to gel the zombie rot with his potion of skin touch up. Good thing Lanard was equipped with that whooping stick he beat him down too. Lanard lost his appendages due to fights that he does not loose, he plans on keeping his whacking arm golden, who wants to battle??

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